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Suicide Girl of the Day: Machete Suicide

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We’ve teamed up with to give our readers a featured Suicide Girl of the day. Today’s girl is  Machete Suicide check out


  1. Comeback Kid
  2. Shai Hulud
  3. Cancer Bats
  4. Lucero
  5. This is Hell
  6. Johnny Cash
  7. Against Me!
  8. Defeater
  9. Hot Water Music
  10. Thrice


  1. Dumb and Dumber
  2. Black Sheep
  3. Tommy Boy
  4. Grandma’s Boy
  5. Marie Antoinette
  6. Blow
  7. Charlotte’s Web
  8. The Break-Up
  9. The Goonies
  10. The Corpse Bride


  1. Charlotte’s Web
  2. The Hidden Diary of Marie Antoinette
  3. The Other Boleyn Girl
  4. The count of Monte Cristo
  5. Tales From the 1001 Nights
  6. Carma Sutra
  7. Alice in Wonderland
  8. A passage to India
  9. The Complete Book of Japanese Cooking
  10. Entertain


  1. The First 48
  2. The Cooking Channel
  3. Dexter
  4. criminal minds
  5. law & order: SVU - Pin-Up Punk Rock and Goth Girls
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INTO: shows, music, dancing around in the car, drinking beer, cooking, elephants ( for their big trunks), art, sext messaging, carne asada tacos, knitting and anything with yarn.

NOT INTO: kraft cheese singles, getting peed on in the shower

MAKES ME HAPPY: My husband… He’s my everything in this life and my next.

MAKES ME SAD: when i can’t knit or have yarn in my life.

HOBBIES: Knitting, yarn geekology, photography, farm things.

5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: my hubby, conditioner, my pups, yarn, and knitting needles. .



I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: being a big dork and telling really bad perverted jokes and playing with yarn.

AGE: 26 (Apr 01, 1987)

LOCATION: Pennsylvania, USA

HOMETOWN: Roseburg Oregon


OCCUPATION: home-maker A.K.A Martha Motherfucking Stewart.

CURRENT CRUSH: im not a player i just crush alot

BODY MODS: that shit changes so frequently i couldnt tell ya..

GETS ME HOT: being dominated.

FAVORITE POSITION: i belly dance.. so riding top for sure.

FANTASY: stripping in a bath tub full of earl grey creme brulee.

MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: when i get up in the morning and take the biggest piss of my life.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: do i have to tell the truth?


MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Tattooed, Hippy, Fuck you, I defy categories

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