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- Comeback Kid
- Shai Hulud
- Cancer Bats
- This is Hell
- Johnny Cash
- Against Me!
- Hot Water Music
- Dumb and Dumber
- Black Sheep
- Tommy Boy
- Grandma’s Boy
- Marie Antoinette
- Charlotte’s Web
- The Break-Up
- The Goonies
- The Corpse Bride
- Charlotte’s Web
- The Hidden Diary of Marie Antoinette
- The Other Boleyn Girl
- The count of Monte Cristo
- Tales From the 1001 Nights
- Carma Sutra
- Alice in Wonderland
- A passage to India
- The Complete Book of Japanese Cooking
- The First 48
- The Cooking Channel
- criminal minds
- law & order: SVU
INTO: shows, music, dancing around in the car, drinking beer, cooking, elephants ( for their big trunks), art, sext messaging, carne asada tacos, knitting and anything with yarn.
NOT INTO: kraft cheese singles, getting peed on in the shower
MAKES ME HAPPY: My husband… He’s my everything in this life and my next.
MAKES ME SAD: when i can’t knit or have yarn in my life.
HOBBIES: Knitting, yarn geekology, photography, farm things.
5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: my hubby, conditioner, my pups, yarn, and knitting needles. .
THOUGHTS ON SG: I love it
I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: being a big dork and telling really bad perverted jokes and playing with yarn.
AGE: 26 (Apr 01, 1987)
LOCATION: Pennsylvania, USA
HOMETOWN: Roseburg Oregon
OCCUPATION: home-maker A.K.A Martha Motherfucking Stewart.
CURRENT CRUSH: im not a player i just crush alot
BODY MODS: that shit changes so frequently i couldnt tell ya..
GETS ME HOT: being dominated.
FAVORITE POSITION: i belly dance.. so riding top for sure.
FANTASY: stripping in a bath tub full of earl grey creme brulee.
MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: when i get up in the morning and take the biggest piss of my life.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY: do i have to tell the truth?
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Tattooed, Hippy, Fuck you, I defy categories