We’ve teamed up with Suicidegirls.com to give our readers two Suicide girls of the day. That’s right, not on but two Suicide Girls of the day. Today’s girls are Ackley Suicide & Damsel Suicide. Check http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Ackley/ and http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Damsel/ respectively
Ackley Suicide
Age 26
Location California, USA
occupation: Certified Hustler
current crush: Damsel
body mods: See pics
heroes: Pete Wentz
favorite position: Center Stage
sign: Libra
most humbling moment: Partying with Milloux’s Mom: )
i lost my virginity: Pleading the fifth
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Vegan
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: I’m a total stoner
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
into: Skateboards, Bass, Animal rights, grassroots activism, The 1st, 2nd, and 4th amendment, NPR
not into: Gun Control, Animal Abuse, Child Labor, Parking Enforcement, Taxes! “The one thing I never could stomach about Santa Clara…. All the damn
vampires”
makes me happy: Good Live Music, Slapin’ the Bass, being with friends, adventure
makes me sad: Animal Abuse, Broken Dreams, Saying goodbye
hobbies: Spin the bottle
5 things i can’t live without: Chapstick, Skateboard, Vans, Mac Book, Bass
vices: A good sales man
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Not doing what I’m supposed to be doing
Damsel Suicide
Age 24
Location Connecticut, USA
occupation: petite little rapper with a super dope flow. cannabis activist. cheesehead. bad ass booty shaker. professional pin-up seductress.
current crush: Wentworth Miller and Mary Louise Parker.
stats: short and petite with curves that won’t quit…
body mods: sexy tattoos and sassy piercings…
heroes: Marilyn Monroe and Chelsea Handler
into: musicians, artists, dirty talk, good baby makin music, post-sex cuddling, 5:00 shadow, chicks with dreads, reading tarot cards, guys with strong
arms, nipple rings…
not into: butch chicks, spiky hair, cut off t-shirts, jocks, high maintenance barbie doll bitches, preppy boys, dudes who chew tobacco…
makes me happy: puggle snuggles. mooses. mustaches. mary jane. the green bay packers. starbucks chai cream frappucino.
makes me sad: abandonment. animal cruelty. people ripping off other peoples tattoos.
hobbies: smoking weed. arts and crafts. puggle snuggles.
5 things i can’t live without: penelope. my cell phone. sweatpants. marijuana. candy.
vices: starbucks and dirty porn
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: WITH PENELOPE and perving on hot naked bitchesgets me hot: bite me, spank me, pull my hair…
favorite position: doggy style
fantasy: to fall in love and make art forever…
sign: Pisces
most humbling moment: being put in immigration prison and deported from Scotland…
i lost my virginity: a really long time ago…
CIGARETTES: “I’m giving up”
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Up the nose
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me…
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: I’m a total stoner
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Tattooed, Designwank, Burner, Retro, Piercing, Hippy, Hipster, Geek, Fetish
